Wassup?

Rumours of my demise/pregnancy/promotion/abduction/imprisonment/holidaying being, as they are, untrue (though worthy of due consideration as excuse material for my prolonged absence from the world of... wait... I'm babbling...) ... I'm feeling the need to absorb/hunt down some re-orientation material... hot gossip, wild tales of extraordinary adventures in publishing, and mindless natter would all be welcomed... I'll see if I can dig some out...

...seem to have a bit of a dot dot dot thing going on...